fun fact: all my older half brothers are mixed. except for the one before me, his mom’s Samoan too. but my afakasi brothers are afa palagi, meauli, and mexican.
Tyrell: Fuck you!!!
Me: Fuck ya ONE dimple havin ass!
Tyrell: *guhh face & turns around*
Me: Ahahaha, sike nahh, you know i love your oneee dimple.
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scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
That Awkward Moment When You Try To Put Your Straw...
most-awkward-moments: WARNING: You may die of laughter if you follow this blog!
my dad just told me to come upstairs…… i’m already there…. in the room you just walked in front of… with the light on and music playing..
When playful, turns into naughty.
The greatest mistake anyone can make is to be afraid of making one.– elbert (via archiedizzle)
The-Dream got them Concords on
in the hallways i be like “BAEEE!!…. come hold my stuff :)” ctfuu